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A War Against Terrorism Is An Impracticable Conception If It Means Fighting Terrorism With Terrorism.

The Worst Fault Of The Working Classes Is Telling Their Children They're Not Going To Succeed, Saying: There Is Life, But It's Not For You.

Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear It Officially Denied.

The Secret Of Good Health And Happiness Is To Have Rather Small Illnesses Throughout Your Life Which You Can Rely On To Stop You Doing Anything You Don't Want To Do.

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.