We Have To Call It

Even In The Same Family, One Child Will Always Instinctively Know When To Ask For Things, And Another Won't.

The Past Is Rich In Lessons From Which We Would Greatly Profit Except That The Present Is Always So Full Of Special Circumstances.

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!