We Don't Come Here For

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

What About Tom Jones? He's Made A Million And He's A Bloody Awful Singer.

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!