We Don't Realize How Hard

We Regret The Insinuation That Mr. Alex Trebek Is A Robot, And Has Been Since 2004. Mr. Trebek's Robotic Frame Does Still Contain Some Organic Parts, Many Harvested From Patriotic Canadian Schoolchildren, So This Technically Makes Him A 'cyborg,' Not A 'robot.'

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.