We Don't Have Seasons Anymore.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.

"equestrian", By The By, Is The Gayest Word In The English Language. In Fact, I Thought Brokeback Mountain Should Have Been Called Two Equestrians.

I Have This Insane Optimistic Streak That The American People Prevail Over The Stupidity That The Leadership Exhibits Time And Time Again, And I Think That's The Truth.

Turns Out We've Been Eating The Wrong Things...since The Dawn Of Civilisation

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.