We Didn't Have Much, But

When I Have Absolutely Nothing To Do, And I Find Myself In The Middle Of All Of It Going, "wow!" When Nothing's Going On, That's When I Get To Stop And Really Appreciate The Journey.

...when You Put On Your Shortest Dress, Please Leave Some Mystery In It. That's The Difference Between A Miniskirt And A Ho-skirt. A Ho-skirt Shows Your Frisbee. A Miniskirt Shows Just Enough To Cause Some Mystery. What These Young Women Lack Is Mystery.

Developing A Good Work Ethic Is A Key [to Success]. Apply Yourself At Whatever You Do, Whether You're A Janitor Or Taking Your First Summer Job, Because That Work Ethic Will Be Reflected In Everything You Do In Life.

You Put Some Vaseline Under Your Eyes At Night And Under Your Chin, And You Put A Little Bit On Your Chest And You'll Avoid Stretch Marks And I'll Get You Some Vaseline, You Can Change Your Oil And Fry Chicken With It, Too, But You Best Make Sure You Have Something.

I Try Not To Take On The Weight Or The Burden Of It. Once It's On The Paper, I Try To Leave It, Because I Want To Surrender To What I'm Supposed To Write About.