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I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

I Do Know That I Can Take A Punch. I've Been Punched In The Face Three Times. That's, I Think, A Really Important Thing To Know About Yourself. It Helps You In Life. It Helps You Be Brave When You Know You Can Take A Punch. I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter. But, God Bless Me, I Can Take A Punch.

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole World Will Stop Being Against You.

Jesus Is Magic, Because He Turned Water Into Wine. I Think He Made The Statue Of Liberty Disappear In The 80s Or Something.