We Cough Because We Can't

If You Jot Down Every Silly Thought That Pops Into Your Mind, You Will Soon Find Out Everything You Most Seriously Believe.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

If You Have To Do It Every Day, For God's Sake Learn To Do It Well.

My Doctor Is Nice; Every Time I See Him, I'm Ashamed Of What I Think Of Doctors In General.

When We Discuss Those We Love With Those Who Do Not Love Them, The End Of Love Is Near.