We Come From Nothing, We

Listen, Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

She Turned Me Into A Newt. ... But I Got Better.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!