We Can No Longer Assert

Chinese Civilisation Is So Systematic That Wild Animals Have Been Abolished On Principle.

It Sometimes Strikes Me That The Whole Of Science Is A Piece Of Impudence; That Nature Can Afford To Ignore Our Impertinent Interference. If Our Monkey Mischief Should Ever Reach The Point Of Blowing Up The Earth By Decomposing An Atom, And Even Annihilated The Sun Himself, I Cannot Really Suppose That The Universe Would Turn A Hair.

Don't Talk For Five Minutes, There's A Good Chap! I've A Strange Feeling Come Over Me--almost As If I Were Going To Think!

I Have Never Grown Out Of The Infantile Belief That The Universe Was Made For Me To Suck.

The Customer Is Usually Wrong, But Statistics Indicate That It Doesn't Pay To Tell Him So