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It Has Become More And More Obvious That There Is One Political Party In America, And That Is The Business Party.

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.

I Never Got Along With My Dad. Kids Used To Come Up To Me And Say, 'my Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad.' I'd Say 'yeah? When?'

I Love Talking About The Kennedy Assassination. The Reason I Do Is Because I'm Fascinated By It. I'm Fascinated That Our Government Could Lie To Us So Blatantly, So Obviously For So Long, And We Do Absolutely Nothing About It.

Just One Thing I Know For Sure, Chicks Dig Jerks.