We Are Put On This

My Fake Japanese Was Smooth Enough To Earn Me The Title Of 'the Emperor Of Pleasing Graciousness' In That Country.

From 1958 To 1964, That's Real Rock N' Roll. Then The Beatles Hit And Everyone Sounded Like Them.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

I Taught Myself To Tune In To Another Persons Wavelength, Figure Out What They Were Looking For, And Try To Project That Thing Back At Them.