We Are Not Won By

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Women Can Stand A Beating Except When It Is With Their Own Weapons.

Christ And The Church: If He Were To Apply For A Divorce On The Grounds Of Cruelty, Adultery And Desertion, He Would Probably Get One.

The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself Too.

Sensible People Get The Greater Part Of Their Own Dying Done During Their Own Lifetime