We Are Never Allowed To

Everything's Complicated, Even Those Things That Seem Flat In Their Bleakness Or Sadness.

It's Brilliant, Being Depressed; You Can Behave As Badly As You Like.

I Would Like My Personal Reading Map To Resemble A Map Of The British Empire Circa 1900.

Barry, You're Over Thirty Years Old. You Owe It To Your Mum And Dad Not To Sing In A Group Called Sonic Death Monkey.

And It Isn't That I'm So Unhappy I Don't Want To Live Anymore. That's Not What It Feels Like. It Feels More Like I'm Tired And Bored And The Party's Gone On Too Long And I Want To Go Home. I Feel Flat And There Doesn't Seem To Be Anything To Look Forward To, So I'd Rather Call It A Day.