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My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

Isn't It Kind Of Silly To Think That Tearing Someone Else Down Builds You Up?

You Can Usually Tell When A Couple Becomes Centered On Each Other Because They Are Forever Breaking Up And Getting Back Together.

Don't Wait Until People Are Dead To Give Them Flowers.

Don't Let Your Pride Or A Lack Of Courage Stand In The Way Of Saying You're Sorry To People You May Have Offended.