We Are All Tied To

Every Man I Knew Went To Bed With Gilda... And Woke Up With Me.

I Think All Women Have A Certain Elegance About Them Which Is Destroyed When They Take Off Their Clothes.

What Surprises Me In Life Are Not The Marriages That Fail, But The Marriages That Succeed.

Old Age - That's When A Woman Takes Vitamins A Through G, And Still Looks Like H.

Men Fell In Love With Gilda, But They Wake Up With Me.