We Are All Precancerous.

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

If We Could Just Find Out Who's In Charge, We Could Kill Him.

If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked?

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.