We All Think That This

If A Man Loves You . . . He's Willing To Profess It. He'll Give You A Title After A While. You're Going To Be His Lady, His Woman, His Fiancée, His Wife, His Baby's Mama, Something.

Comedians Walk Out, Get A Feel For The Crowd. If It's Not Going Good, We Change Directions. If We Got To Drag Your Momma Into This Thing, We Will. Whatever We Got To Do.

I Don't Rehearse On Either Of My Shows, 'family Feud' Or My Talk Show. I Never Rehearse With The Guests. I Don't Want To Have Any Preconceived Thoughts, Notions, Because That Kills My Creativity As A Host And As A Stand Up.

You Think That God Positioned You Here So You Can Just Have It All To Yourself? God Blesses You To Become A Blessing. That's The Deal.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.