We All Need To Be

The Only Enemy Is Ignorance. Peace, People. Let's Get Rid Of All This Nuclear Testing.

There's Not A Platinum Record Hanging In My House Anywhere. It Doesn't Exist Here. I'm Over It. They're All In The Garage, Wrapped Up In Bubblewrap.

New Songs Are Why Artists Go On The Road. That's Why I Go On The Road. It's A Three-prong Play. Writing: You're Intrigued. Recording: It Brings It To Life. And Then You Want To Share It.

If You're From New Jersey, Let People Make All Those Bad Jokes About Our State. Don't Let Anyone Know How Great It Is Here. It's The Best Kept Secret.

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.