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During Misfortunes, Nothing Aggravates Our Condition More, Than To Be Esteemed Deserving Of Them.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

I Don't Have To Meet Actors. I'm Really Blessed That I Don't Have To Do All That Horseshit.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.

Oj Simpson Was In A Different Kind Of Courtroom This Week Attempting To Regain Custody Of His Two Children. In Order To Prove To The Court How Much He Loves His Kids, Oj Pointed Out Quote 'hey, They're Still Alive, Aren't They?'