Watergate Is The Great Liberal

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

You Know, I Have Had A Terrible Life. I Married Two Men I Really Didn't Like. My Only Daughter Was Killed In A Car Accident. My Brother Committed Suicide. Has My Life Been A Life For Anyone To Envy?

If Men Had To Bear Babies, There'd Never Be More Than One Child In A Family.

When A Man Can't Explain A Woman's Actions, The First Thing He Thinks Of Is The Condition Of Her Uterus.