Watching Television Is Like Taking

How Many Of Y'all Wondered, Like I Did, During The La Riots When Those People Were Being Pulled Out Of Their Trucks And Beaten Half To Death - Step On The F***ing Gas, Man! They're On Foot, You're In A Truck - I Think I See A Way Out Of This.

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.

What Do You Say We Lighten Things Up And Talk About Abortion?

I Get A Kick Out Of Being An Outsider Constantly. It Allows Me To Be Creative.

Laughter Makes The Bitter Swallowing Of Truth, For Some, A Little Easier.