Wait A Minute! I'm Not

I Wanted To Make People Feel The Same Way I Feel When I See A Good Movie.

I Live Right Next To A Grocery Store And I Don't Know If It's The Bachelor In Me, But I Just Go In And Shop For What I Need For The Day. I'm An Idiot Because I Don't Shop For The Whole Week. The Check Out Clerks Always Crack Jokes About The Fact That I'm In There Sometimes Twice A Day.

An Act Of Thinking Without Restriction- Without Boundaries Or Rules Can Lead To The Point Of No Return.

The Surprising Thing Is That I Was Not Funny In High School. I Was Always Jealous Of The Funny Kids Because They Always Got The Girls. I Couldn't Tell A Joke To Save My Life.

When I Was In High School I Was A Super Serious Athlete. I Wasn't Fun At All.