Vodka Eyeballing Sounds Great, But

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

If You Imitate Someone, You Owe Them A Royalty Check. If You Emulate Them, You Don't. There's A Big Difference. Check Your Lawyer.

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.

You Said In Your Book That At The End Of The Day, Every Politician Is Human. What About During The Day?

Hatemongers Like Media Matters Take Innocent Statements Like Mine, Rush Limbaugh's, John Gibson's, And Bill O'reilly's And Make Them Offensive By Posting Them On The Internet, Allowing The General Public To Hear Words That Were Meant For People Who Already Agree With Us. Hey, Media Matters, You Want To End Offensive Speech? Then Stop Recording It For People Who Would Be Offended.