Virtue Must Be Valuable, If

No Man Would Listen To You Talk If He Didn't Know It Was His Turn Next.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.