Virtue Consists, Not In Abstaining

I Am Enclosing Two Tickets To The First Night Of My New Play; Bring A Friend... If You Have One.

Very Few People Can Afford To Be Poor.

The Popular Definition Of Tragedy Is Heavy Drama In Which Everyone Is Killed In The Last Act, Comedy Being Light Drama In Which Everyone Is Married In The Last Act.

Baseball Has The Great Advantage Over Cricket Of Being Sooner Ended.

Youth Is Just Wasted On Young People.