Vegans Are Murderers, Just Like

I Don't Smoke Weed On Set All Day. I Just Want To Say That, You Know, Not All Day. After Lunch You Get Tired. What Can You Do? To Me, The Fact That A Character Smokes Weed Isn't Really What I Hang My Hat On Necessarily.

I've Never Had Something - Like, You Know, Drunk People Have Tried To Do That To Me, And I Instantly Shut It Off. I Say, Don't To This, Dude; You'll Feel Terrible About This Later. It'll Be - I'll Bring It Up All The Time; I'll Make Fun Of You. Just Save Yourself The Embarrassment And Don't Do It.

If You Ask Most High Schoolers Who Bruce Lee Is, They Will Say That It Someone They Sit Next To In English Class.

I'll Vote For Whoever Is The Democrat. That's All I Need To Know.

Every Once In A While You Definitely Have To Film Someone For Half An Hour Saying Something That You Do Not Think Is Funny Because For The Previous Two Hours They Said A Bunch Of Stuff That You Think Is Really Funny.