Van Halen Can Keep Providing

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

I Am A One-trick Pony. If You Tell Most People To Draw A Picture Of A Tree, They'd Draw 35 Branches And 10,000 Leaves. I Will Draw You A Tree With Four Branches And Three Leaves, And I'll Spend The Rest Of The Week Drawing Inside Of Each Leaf. In Terms Of The Grand Gesture, I Reserve That Maximum Turbo Blast Energy For What I Do As An Artist, And I Sing And Dance For Dinner.

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.