Van Halen Can Keep Providing

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

The Travels Before And After The Tour Are What Add Up To What You're Doing. You Are Really Called Into Service - And It's The Service Industry Man, It's Blue Collar Man, I'm Sweating By The Second Song. It's Construction Work From That Second Song On.

I Knew Already When I Was Seven Years Old, That I Wanted To Be On Stage And Entertain People. I Sell Laughs. Here, You Got One For Free!

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.