Vampires Should Never Say Uh-oh!!

Jb’s Mother Had Taught Him Early On That Appreciated Women Are Happy Women.

I Was Surprised To Find Out There Was A Direct Line From My Palm To My, My, Hootchie.

"come On," I Said, Taking His Hand. Clutching The Afghan With The Other Hand, He Trailed Down The Hall After Me, A Snow White Giant In Tiny Red Underwear.

I've Often Wished When I Started A Book I Knew What Was Going To Happen. I Talked To Writers Who Write 80-page Outlines, And I'm Just In Awe Of That.

I Realized That I Was Really Tired Of People Popping On And Off Of My Property Like It Was A Train Station On The Supernatural Railroad.