Vampires Should Never Say Uh-oh!!

They Say There's No Harm In Daydreaming, But There Is.

This Letter Is Written On The Skin Of One Of The Water Sprites Who Drowned Your Parents.' 'ick!' I Cried, And Dropped The Letter On The Kitchen Table.

I'd Been Blindsided With The Most Painful Knowledge: The First Man To Ever Say He Loved Me Had Never Loved Me At All. His Passion Had Been Artificial. His Pursuit Of Me Had Been Choreographed.

I Added To My Mental List Of The Odd Things I'd Done That Day. I'd Entertained The Police, Sunbathed, Visited At A Mall With Some Fairies, Weeded And Killed Someone. Now It Was Powdered-corpse Removal Time. And The Day Wasn't Over Yet.

You Think That It’s Not Magic That Keeps You Alive? Just ‘cause You Understand The Mechanics Of How Something Works, Doesn’t Make It Any Less Of A Miracle. Which Is Just Another Word For Magic. We’re All Kept Alive By Magic, Sookie. My Magic’s Just A Little Different From Yours, That’s All.