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In The Bowling Alley Of Tomorrow, There Will Even Be Machines That Wear Rental Shoes And Throw The Ball For You. Your Sole Function Will Be To Drink Beer.

Trails Need To Be Wider So People Can Walk While Holding Hands.

There Is A Breed Of Fashion Models Who Weigh No More Than An Abridged Dictionary.

Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank As Much As The Next Infallible Deity.

In South Florida, We Have Industrial Cockroaches That Have To Be Equipped With Loud Warning Beepers So You Can Get Out Of Their Way When They Back Up.