United Airlines: Passengers Are Our

Donald Trump Had A University. Well, The State Attorney General Decided That The Donald Trump University Was An Unlicensed Sham. And I Thought, You Know You're At A Bad University When Your Commencement Speaker Is Whitey Bulger.

Mitt Romney Had A Horse Competing In The Olympics. He Didn't Win. But Next Year, He'll Be Competing In 'dancing With The Stars.'

How Many People Saw Arnold's Speech Last Night? I Haven't Seen That Many Kennedys In One Place Since Their Last Trial.

At The White House, They Caught Another Fence Jumper Earlier Today. It Was Obama Trying To Get Out.

In Just A Few Minutes, My Son Will Have Completed His First Trip Around The Sun.