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Let Me Tell You, Though: Being The Smartest Boy In The World Wasn’t Easy. I Didn’t Ask For This. I Didn’t Want This. On The Contrary, It Was A Huge Burden. First, There Was The Task Of Keeping My Brain Perfectly Protected. My Cerebral Cortex Was A National Treasure, A Masterpiece Of The Sistine Chapel Of Brains. This Was Not Something That Could Be Treated Frivolously. If I Could Have Locked It In A Safe, I Would Have. Instead, I Became Obsessed With Brain Damage.

Sometimes Miracles Occur Only When You Jump In.

I've Started To Look At Life Differently. When You're Thanking God For Every Little You - Every Meal, Every Time You Wake Up, Every Time You Take A Sip Of Water - You Can't Help But Be More Thankful For Life Itself, For The Unlikely And Miraculous Fact That You Exist At All.

I Got A Sense Of The Amazingness Of Ordinary Life, And I Became Aware Of The Marvel That We're Around To Begin With. I Visited A Lot Of Extreme Communities, Like The Amish, Hasidic Jews, And Serpent-handlers. And I Was Proud, Because I Think I'm The First Person To Ever Out-bible-talk A Jehovah's Witness. After Four Hours, He Said, "okay, I Have To Go."

A 2002 Oxford Study Showed Counting Sheep Actually Delays The Onset Of Sleep. It's Just Too Dull To Stop Us From Worrying About Jobs And Spouses.