Uh, Yeah, This Is The

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.

I Don't Pick Subjects As Much As They Pick Me.

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

I Don't Like Food That's Too Carefully Arranged; It Makes Me Think That The Chef Is Spending Too Much Time Arranging And Not Enough Time Cooking. If I Wanted A Picture I'd Buy A Painting.

Where Some People May See Loving Grandparents, I See A Pair Of Feckless Boobs Who Can't Drive, Take Way Too Long To Shop, And Don't Even Have The Most Basic Grasps On The New Technology. As A Staunch Supporter Of The Principles Of Darwinism, I Think That Advances In Modern Medicine Are Starting To Overrule The Survival Of The Fittest, And It's To Our [youngers'] Detriment.