Twitter, To Me, Works If

Starting To Drink Now In Preparation For New Years. No More Last Minute Stuff Like Christmas.

I've Never Been Disappointed, Because I've Never Given Somebody I Liked That Much Power.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

I Cast Unusual People In My Movies.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.