Treat Your Friend As If

I Don't Know What To Do Or Where To Turn In This Taxation Matter. Somewhere There Must Be A Book That Tells All About It, Where I Could Go To Straighten It Out In My Mind. But I Don't Know Where The Book Is, And Maybe I Couldn't Read It If I Found It.

My Once-keen Analytical Mind Has Become So Dulled By Endless Hours Of Baking In The Hot Sun, Thrashing About In Tight Chimneys, Pulling At Impossibly Heavy Loads, Freezing My Ass Off.... So That Now My Mental State Is Comparable To That Of A Peruvian Indian, Well Stoked On Coca Leaves.

Ambition Is A Commendable Attribute, Without Which No Man Succeeds. Only Inconsiderate Ambition Imperils.

I Knew That This Job Would Be Too Much For Me.

I Couldn't Catch A Ball Or Any Of That Stuff. I Could Do Only What Required Brute Stupidity.