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Wherever We've Travelled In This Great Land Of Ours, We've Found That People Everywhere Are About 90% Water.

Instead Of Reading Vows At The Wedding Ceremony, They Read Hacked Sony Emails.

The New Cia Torture Report Is 6 Million Pages Long. It's Almost As Long As A George Clooney Pre-nup.

Here In New York City You Can Now Walk Around Smoking Weed And All They Will Do If They See You Is Write You A Ticket. Unfortunately, The Ticket Will Be To A Jets Game.

President Bush Has Said That He Does Not Need Approval From The Un To Wage War, And I'm Thinking, Well, Hell, He Didn't Need The Approval Of The American Voters To Become President, Either.