Tonight I'm The Designated Drinker.

You Think A Lot Of People Get To Be Big Stars And Get A Little Crazy, But Most Of The Ones I've Ever Met Have Always Been Surprisingly Normal, And I've Enjoyed That.

Pour Me Something Tall And Strong, Make It A Hurricane Before I Go Insane. It's Only Half Past Twelve But I Don't Care, It's 5 O'clock Somewhere.

As Long As I'm Still Able To Have A Hit On The Radio And Sell A Few Albums And Some Tickets, I Don't See That It Would Be Worth Retiring.

I'm Hooked On My Baby's Love, There Ain't Nothing In The Jug This Strong.

I Like To Write Sad Songs. They're Much Easier To Write And You Get A Lot More Emotion Into Them. But People Don't Want To Hear Them As Much. And Radio Definitely Doesn't; They Want That Positive, Uptempo Thing.