Today's Parents Grew Up With

I Didn't Know How Serious It Is To A Female That You Lift The Lid.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.

My Mother Comes In My Room And Says, "just Look At This Mess! This Is A Pig Sty!" Now, I've Already Been In The Room Five Hours, And She Wants Me To Look At It.

If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.