Today, In My Career, I'm

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.