To Write Well It Is

Humour In Its Highest Reach Mingles With Pathos: It Voices Sorrow For Our Human Lot And Reconciliation With It.

Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us To Things As They Are In Contrast To Things As They Might Be.

I Am What Is Called A Professor Emeritus—from The Latin E, 'out,' And Meritus, 'so He Ought To Be.

I Am A Great Believer In Luck, And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It.

Success Is 10% Inspiration And 90% Perspiration.