To Me, Writing Is Remembering

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

To Me, Writing Is Remembering Something Funny That Happened, Or Maybe Something I Said Seven Years Ago.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do Well With Women, But He Thinks Too Much And Says The Wrong Thing.