To Me, Writing Is Remembering

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.