To Me, There Is No

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.

I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think It's Like Papal Infallibility, Which Is A Ridiculous Man-made Tenet, Like What I Believe Most Religious Tenets To Be, Are Man-made After The Fact.

I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act.

We're Our Own Worst Enemies A Lot Of The Time, But I Still Blame Men.

I Truly Believe A Woman's Weight Is A Political Issue, And If One Young Woman Out There Can See Me And Not Feel Crummy About Herself, That's A Good Thing.