To Get Along With Me,

The Base Paths Belonged To Me, The Runner. The Rules Gave Me The Right. I Always Went Into A Bag Full Speed, Feet First. I Had Sharp Spikes On My Shoes. If The Baseman Stood Where He Had No Business To Be And Got Hurt, That Was His Fault.

The Way Those Clubs Shift Against Ted Williams, I Can't Understand How He Can Be So Stupid Not To Accept The Challenge To Him And Hit To Left Field.

When I Came To Detroit I Was Just A Mild-mannered Sunday-school Boy.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

Don't Come Home A Failure.