To Call New York's Traffic

Can You Picture Yourself At The Age 60 Doing What You Do Now?

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

Its Fun For Me To Go On Other Folks Talk Shows. When Youve Endured The Ups And Downs And Tensions And Pitfalls Of Hosting, Being A Guest Is A Piece Of Angel Food.

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."