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The Only Reason The Protestants And Catholics Have Given Up The Idea Of Universal Domination Is Because They've Realised They Can't Get Away With It.

We Are All Here On Earth To Help Others; What On Earth The Others Are Here For I Don't Know.

In Times Of Joy, All Of Us Wished We Possessed A Tail We Could Wag.

A Poor American Feels Guilty At Being Poor, But Less Guilty Than An American Rentier Who Has Inherited Wealth But Is Doing Nothingto Increase It; What Can The Latter Do But Take To Drink And Psychoanalysis?