To Be A Poet Is

There's No Money In Poetry, But Then There's No Poetry In Money, Either.

As Was The Custom In Such Cases, The Pear Tree Was Charged With Murder And Sentenced To Be Uprooted And Burned.

For Words Of Rapture Groping, They"never Such Love," Swore "ever Before Was!"

Every English Poet Should Master The Rules Of Grammar Before He Attempts To Bend Or Break Them.

Originally Marriage Meant The Sale Of A Woman By One Man To Another; Now Most Women Sell Themselves Though They Have No Intention Of Delivering The Goods Listed In The Bill Of Sale.