Titles Are Valuable; They Make

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

Men Are Seldom Underrated; The Mercury In A Man Finds Its True Level In The Eyes Of The World Just As Certainly As It Does In The Glass Of A Thermometer.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.