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For All His Sourness, He Was Ruled By His Heart.

But I Knew Nick. He Was Too Ugly To Die.

Lately I’d Begun Carrying Pain Amulets In My Bag, Like Some People Have Breath Mints.

"i'm Going Back!" I Shouted, Standing To Put Some Distance Between Us In Case I Was Yanking Her Chain Too Hard And She Came After Me. "i'll Show Him," I Said, Waving An Arm. "i'll Sneak In. I'll Steal His Freaking Glasses And Mail Them Back To Him In A Freaking Birthday Card!"

But The Same Things That Had Once Attracted Menow Left Me With A Mild Sense Of Unease. Ivy Would Say I Was Getting Smarter, But I Just Felt…empty.