Time Flies Like An Arrow;

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.