Time Flies Like An Arrow;

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

All Geniuses Die Young.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically