Tied One On Last Night.

Whoever Is My Relative, I Will Not Be Nice To Them.

I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

When We Got Married, We Agreed On A Boy For Me, And A Girl For You. Mine's Upstairs Sleeping. Good Luck With Yours!